Last week my gram (code name "Nana") and gramp (code name "Gandolf") met to plan my "escape". The two other members of my gang Uncle David (code name "Bevis") and my Uncle Nathan (code name "Butthead") were unable to cross the boarder into Ohio.
We met under the pretense of a First Birthday Party. I know it wasn't a real birthday party because I had to eat a "White" cake. They can't fool me... I asked for a "Cholacate" cake and by "birthday law" a cholacate cake MUST have cholacate frosting. Not this "foo white frosting"...I was not happy!
I got some nice presents dispite my parents specific instructions that people were not to bring me presents. (Further proof that this was not a real birthday party!). Weirdest was this big tunnel that I was suposed to crawl through while everybody laughted. I think it was a symbolic thing... sort of re-enacting events from a year ago...I don't remember Mom laughing then and "I" sure wasn't happy!...But it made everybody happy so I played along!
Later I read a book to Grandpa Bo so he would take his nap!
I spent some time with Mom, Nana and Grandmother Vandenburgh. I'm the one with the blue eyes.
I had some wine and a long conversation with dad (I'm pretty sure he still doesn't understand a word I say...White Frosting!...Yuck!)
Despite everything the day was pretty good and I think my plan to "escape" from Ohio is moving along just fine...Granpa Bo insists on "moscow rules" so I'll continue to bide my time and do the "baby thing" for mom and dad...Badger
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HELP MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN STOLEN!!! Someone is fraudulently writing under my name. Yes I had a first birthday party. I loved it, but you know I didn't write those things because of the comment to the first picture. The look of disappointment on my face is not due to the white frosting, but rather the chocolate cake. I clearly asked for white cake. If you don't believe me, check my family's blog at twoloon.blogspot.com I'll find who is doing this atrocity and he will be sorry.
- Dela
you suck, and so does your face.
By the way, "Anonymous internet guy" is Dave.
I'm sorry. It was me. I'm terribly drunk, and I wanted to tell you what I felt about you and your face.
-Kristen K. Whatever my last name is.
Badger,
I know of a really good witness protection program if you need help....Can't depend on "Butthead" at all to help...
Amy "Happy Clappy" Clapp
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